Oh my, I’ve been neglecting Nutrition By M.E.! I needed something fun to break my blog fast so here are some entertaining quotes related to dieting, food and stuff…Enjoy!
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~Ed Bluestone
So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health. ~A.J. Reb Materi,
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone
You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers. ~Einstein?
I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown
I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. ~Jennifer Greene Duncan
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad. ~Janette Barber
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown